Friday, November 25, 2005

Liberals! Amazing Similarities Between Terrorists and Republicans!

If what you liberals say about Republicans is true, then you will hate terrorists so badly that you'll support the War in Iraq! Look for yourself at the top ten similarities between terrorists and Republicans: (drum roll please)

10. Both terrorists and Republicans kill innocent women and children, terrorists with their network of car and suicide bombers, the Repubs with a huge military network that hase the big bombs like MOAB, smart bombs, etc.

9. Both spread a message of lies and hatred.

8. Both have media in their hip-pockets; terrorists have Al-Jezeera...Repubs have talk radio.

7. Both want to create a theocracy; terrorists with Islam...Repubs with Christianity.

6. Both have oppressive systems of jurisprudence, terrorists have Sharia law, conservatives have the constitution.

5. Both groups oppress women; terrorists want women to wear burqas, Repubs want women home, barefoot and pregnant.

4. Both have leaders who look bad on T.V.; terrorists have a sickly Osama, Repubs...have Bush.

3. Strangely, Osama bin-Ladin and Richard Cheney each have 13 letters to their names.

2. Both are looking for WMD's.

And the number one similarity between terrorists and Republicans:

1. Bush has a pet dog and will do anything to eat Tex-Mex; Zarqawi loves to eat dog and will do anything to get to the Tex-Mex border.

6 Comments:

At 12:40 PM, Blogger Isabella di Pesto said...

UL,

http://tinyurl.com/e2qsf


Please read this and perhaps we can have an honest discussion.

The author is no "wacko, lefty, liberal." He is a respected professor of military history and the only non-American author on the U.S. Army's required reading list for officers.

This guy knows what he's talking about. It doesn't agree with what you and your conservative allies think about the Iraq debacle, but you must listen to and read about other view points.

I have read about the elections that have been held in Iraq, the overthrow of Saddam, and the baby steps the country is taking toward some form of democracy. But there are huge and probably insurmountable problems ahead.

Pretending everything is hunky-dory doesn't make reality.

 
At 5:14 PM, Blogger Underground Logician said...

Oh, yes, I'm not for lala land or the island of gloom and doom. Reality is a good thing. I will check it out. Thanks for the input. If I don't respond right away, it's because I am slammed again with two main term papers due by next Wednesday.

BTW, how was Thanksgiving?

 
At 6:48 PM, Blogger Isabella di Pesto said...

UL,

I know what that's like. Take it easy. Don't know how you do it all.

Make sure you keep you immune system strong.

Thanksgiving was quiet and peaceful. Hope yours was, too.

 
At 8:05 AM, Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

I adore #1. And I like to eat TexMex! But then, I like to eat almost anything. I am sorry to admit it, but it's true.

I dunno if anyone really thinks us Repubs are close to terrorists, tho... ;o)

 
At 2:58 PM, Blogger Underground Logician said...

Saur:

That's the kicker! No one knows this. It's world's best kept secret. Don't tell anyone...

 
At 10:22 AM, Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

UL ;o)

 

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