Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Breaking News: TIME Magazine cuts 27 Persons of the Year!

Time Inc Axes 27

See what happens when you become TIME's person of the year? You get fired. Plus, 400 more "persons of the year" will lose their job with TIME in the next few months.

Five Year Old Charged with Sexual Harrassment

A five year old "person of the year" was charged with sexual harrassment by "people of the year" school officials in a Maryland school district.

And finally,

Infant Placed in Airport X-Ray Machine

A Grandma "person of the year" mistakenly placed and infant "person of the year" into the X-Ray machine. A startled "person of the year" airport employee discovered the infant and pulled it out. They took the baby to a local hospital, where "persons of the year" hospital staff say the infant didn't receive any dangerous dose of radiation. Phew.

Good night, all you "persons of the year!"


At 12:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, all this "person of the year" being everyone is a load of horse crap. And how do you like the poor 5 year old getting charged with sexual harassment? Good gravy! What has become of us Persons of the Year???

At 5:51 PM, Blogger Underground Logician said...

I'm going to write TIME and have them take me off of their list. I don't want any prize money either!


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