Liberals! Amazing Similarities Between Terrorists and Republicans!
If what you liberals say about Republicans is true, then you will hate terrorists so badly that you'll support the War in Iraq! Look for yourself at the top ten similarities between terrorists and Republicans: (drum roll please)
10. Both terrorists and Republicans kill innocent women and children, terrorists with their network of car and suicide bombers, the Repubs with a huge military network that hase the big bombs like MOAB, smart bombs, etc.
9. Both spread a message of lies and hatred.
8. Both have media in their hip-pockets; terrorists have Al-Jezeera...Repubs have talk radio.
7. Both want to create a theocracy; terrorists with Islam...Repubs with Christianity.
6. Both have oppressive systems of jurisprudence, terrorists have Sharia law, conservatives have the constitution.
5. Both groups oppress women; terrorists want women to wear burqas, Repubs want women home, barefoot and pregnant.
4. Both have leaders who look bad on T.V.; terrorists have a sickly Osama, Repubs...have Bush.
3. Strangely, Osama bin-Ladin and Richard Cheney each have 13 letters to their names.
2. Both are looking for WMD's.
And the number one similarity between terrorists and Republicans:
1. Bush has a pet dog and will do anything to eat Tex-Mex; Zarqawi loves to eat dog and will do anything to get to the Tex-Mex border.